- Level of concentration while reading: A plane could crash into my house and I wouldn't notice.
- Level of concentration while doing homework: A speck of dust could distract me for 15 minutes.
June 2013
First my cousin asking for my number and now my aunt calling my mother to talk? I haven’t heard from you guys for the past 6 years why are you suddenly trying to contact us.
I remember when I was really ugly and annoying haha it was like two hours ago lol
mom i’m breaking up with you you’re too clingy
Me
(via plethoricdreams)skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- procrastinating
- eating copious amounts of food in one setting
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
could you handle being in an anime
could you handle holding toast in your mouth without dropping it while running
could you handle cicadas chirping loudly at all hours in the summer
could you handle all the cherry blossoms
could you handle being able to skip school to fend off evil demons with your friends who will later betray you
could you handle coming up with your own theme song and choreographing the opening
I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen
- someone: what are your plans for the weekend
- me: who knows
- me: (i know)
- me: (i'm not leaving the house)
*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds
- Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
- Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
I believe in love at first episode
when I’m just trying to find the nerve to touch your face.” —Andrea Gibson, Pansies (via rien-afaire)